Posts Tagged ‘John Thursday’

Devil’s Dictionary III

By John Thursday • Oct 7th, 2009 • Category: Erotic Philosophy by John Thursday, Features

Another set of definitions for your reading pleasure. “Mercury in Retrograde, phrase. An astrological term denoting the four times a year when everything is going to hell but it’s not your fault; it’s because Mercury is going backwards. The relief one feels at this news lightens the heart and makes one happy to pay the bearer of the news.”



The Hazards of Masturbating

By John Thursday • Jul 29th, 2009 • Category: Erotic Philosophy by John Thursday, Features

Have you ever hurt yourself while masturbating? I have.
There you are right in the heat of it, hand thrashing, dog licking… No, wait, that’s for a different website.
So there you are right in the heat of it, hand thrashing, toes curling, and you can tell this is going to be a good one; especially if [...]



Devil May Care

By John Thursday • May 13th, 2009 • Category: Erotic Philosophy by John Thursday, Features

In the late 1800’s a devilish man with the devilish name Ambrose Bierce began composing a dictionary of satirical definitions. These definitions were later collected and published under the title “The Devil’s Dictionary”.
He was, if nothing else, a misanthrope, as can be seen in the following examples.
Egotist, n. A person of low taste more interested [...]