Posts Tagged ‘Christmas’

Rudolph

By John Thursday • Dec 21st, 2009 • Category: Be Our Guest, Features

Most people don’t believe me but I swear Jingle Bells is about fucking a white woman in a monogamous relationship without a condom. Think about it: “Dashing through the snow / In a one horse open sleigh/Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh.” Dashing through the snow, come on; just one, single horse; in an open, OPEN sleigh. It’s a lot more fun to ride in an open sleigh. Dirty, dirty, dirty ditty..


Gaia’s Chastity Belt

By John Thursday • Dec 19th, 2007 • Category: Erotic Philosophy by John Thursday

It’s Christmas time. The time of year when every Jew, no matter how assimilated, feels JEWISH.
Oh look, decorations… not for you. Oh listen, music… not for you. And everyone wishing you merry for a day. Merry? We Jews really aren’t a merry people, too many pogroms.
But not long ago I saw a Church under construction [...]


‘Tis the Season to Buy Sex Toys

By Dr. Carol Queen • Dec 21st, 1996 • Category: Carol Queen

Fa la la. Admit it, you’re tired of giving plush robes and best-selling books. You want to make a real impression this season. You want to buy that special someone a sex toy.
A festive gift! Who can deny it? But the decision to do it is the easy part. Even if you have access to [...]