“You only have eight slices of strawberry there,” said Janet.
“Exactly,” Steve replied with confidence.
“But I have ten toes.”
“Yes, my dear, but you only have eight spaces between your toes.”
“Huh?”
Steve put the saucer down on the nightstand and spoke with his characteristic, gentle patience. “On each foot, you have five toes. Agreed? But there are only [...]
I am in the middle of the Thursday-night rush, garnishing a trio of brandy manhattans, trying to keep up with the gouts of drink orders from the overtaxed waitresses, when I drop something behind the bar. I bend over to pick it up and suddenly I have the overwhelming desire—no, a craving—to have his cock [...]
The screen door slid closed behind Victoria with a hiss as she made her way down the overgrown pathway to the hotel swimming pool. The air was cool, and the thought of the warm water flowing over her naked skin made her hurry along the path. It was 3am, the hotel grounds were deserted: perfect [...]
Grace knelt in front of him, topless, jeans unbuttoned, unzipped, as James sat on the couch in his basement. Languidly she leaned forward and brushed her tits over his erection. Looking up at him, she lowered her head and touched the tip of his cock with the tip of her tongue. Almost [...]
I am sitting in a bar in a city I don’t really know, having a beer with my boss. I don’t really know the neighborhood—it was walking distance from our hotel—but it feels like a college bar. Sort of rough, lots of wood paneling and neon beer signs. We have a table in front of [...]
The August sun sank beneath the hills surrounding the family estate. The wedding reception had whittled down to a few close friends and family members. Most guests had gone and all that remained were the adventurous few, summarily thrown into the pool after the long hot day. The bride laughed in her gown as the [...]
I like to stick my tongue up guys’ assholes. I think that, if we fags are honest with ourselves, many of us do. Like it, that is. Just why we like it is an open question. It is not, however, an open question as to why I hardly ever do it anymore. It comes down [...]
I just love some of the spam that comes in through the filters… this really great one is an erotic story about a young nephew, Jason, and a certain rendezvous with Kath’s EMI Trainer… hot! Introducing the first in the series of spam erotica…
“A Spermy Parte Actually”
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“You’re nephew? My nephew, confirmed Kath, toking naughtily, [...]
I was trying to write something new and different to get back the readers who were leaving me in droves. A successful writer of fiction, I suddenly found myself steadily dropping on the popularity lists.
So I figured drastic measures were in order. I took a week off to work on several projects, one of which [...]
At a particularly loud touchdown I scrabble for the remote, hastily jacking down the volume with a guilty glance towards the open kitchen. The TV tends to get loud when I watch, in part because I am, as my wife says, deaf as a stone; I feel bad when I notice it, because my Katie [...]
Nick nodded to me as he turned the ignition off. “Get out of the car.” He got out and came around to my side. “Come here for a minute,” he said as he opened my door. We had been swimming and sunning ourselves for hours on the beach. It wasn’t [...]
“Zoe,” Ian calls out in a cross voice, “where are you?” He strides into the kitchen, holding a button cupped in one hand and a shirt draped over his arm. “Ah. There you are. I’m running so bloody late, I’ve got to rush if we’re going to make it to the dinner party on time.”
I [...]
The sun was warm on her skin. This vacation was just what she needed. After weeks of working 10 hours a day, Nicole was ready for some time alone without phones, computers or email. Her project was done; the office would go on without her for a little while.
Two weeks of house-sitting [...]
“Do you mind if I touch him?”
I was working on a new body of images illustrating male submission. Yes, I know, It’s a recurring theme with me, but I do so like the appearance of the male form restrained and straining. I was looking for subjects between the ages of twenty-one and forty-five [...]
As much as we enjoy getting it on at night, it is the morning that is our special time. Nighttime sex is torrid and wild. When our evening draws to an end and Lisa lands sprawling on the bed, I sometimes think her panties will evaporate into thin air from the sheer heat [...]
Nicole’s seat on the trolley car bit into her back, caused her to sit too upright and she squirmed. Her skirt rode up her thighs, and she pulled at it. He sat across from her every morning on her way to work. She pretended to look out the window but instead caught glimpses of him [...]
When I awoke in our sunny hotel room, my wife was reading a travel guide in a large, comfortable armchair, her bare feet together on the seat and her knees bent out from her body. Seated in this position, wearing a mini-dress, she was giving me an intimate view. Her narrowly-clothed crotch took [...]
It took Vivian about a year to teach me the ten places she likes to be tickled. I’m sure I could have learned them all in one session; but she enjoyed building gradually, by unveiling her special places one at a time, every so often.
“Now you know them all,” she whispered one night, around [...]
The Cadillac pulled up to the curb. The driver leaned down and craned his neck, eyeing the woman’s fishnet-clad legs scissoring invitingly under the short skirt. She bent down and looked in the window, waving.”Hi sailor,” she smiled. “Need a date?”
The passenger-side window hissed down. “Depends,” said the guy inside the car. “How much?”
“Twenty bucks,” [...]
Do you like your erotica short and sweet? So do we! And, if you liked Five Minute Erotica, you may want to put More Five Minute Erotica on your radar! Due out in December, Carol Queen is bringing us another collection of explicit shorts! (Fun fact: a sex therapist has written about using it with [...]
It was his smell; it was raw and bitter like freshly tilled earth. Every time she was near him she could not escape his scent. Like an olfactory aphrodisiac, his smell excited her every cell, causing her cunt to become slick with anticipation and lust. She knew it was impossible to ever act out her [...]
“Did you fuck her?” she demanded, her seething eyes trained on the rosy blotch on
my neck. It was only a hive I’d been scratching on the drive home to our apartment, but I suppose to a suspicious mind, it screamed “hickey.”
“Of course not,” I answered with robust sincerity even though lately I’d become accustomed [...]
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“I liked it because I love all the sounds of sex, [...]
Under the red moon, lovers collide…
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The full moon glints off the water and silvers the wet sand. Normally, the night beach would be quiet, but tonight it’s crowded with people waiting to watch a total lunar eclipse.
It seems like a time for hushed expectancy, not a sound except the gentle surf. Instead, it’s a party. [...]
“It’s nothing personal,” I said, slipping my hand into the fork of Nick’s crotch. “Rory turns everyone down.”
I unzipped his pants and his cock—short and thick with a bulbous head—sprang out. Yes, I thought, pumping it softly, the person who’d come up with the term “tool” had had a cock exactly like this one in [...]
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