I had an epiphany about Bachelor Parties last weekend. It was this; Bachelor Parties are for Bachelors.
Redundant, say you.
No, say I.
Bachelor Parties aren’t really for bachelors, they’re for almost married guys.
Its not often that I am vindicated by a scientific study coming out of a major university. It is even less often that I am vindicated in a matter of love by a scientific study coming out of a major university…
I have an idea for a website. The idea is so simple, so clean, I am certain the site must already exist, though I haven’t been able to find it.
Of course Google has made me exceptionally lazy. If two or three keywords don’t give me my answer by halfway down the second page forget about [...]
It happens, usually from behind. Well, always from behind, though I suppose other positions could lend themselves to it. Now, to be clear, there are a couple of things I am not talking about.
There’s a girl I know who had a friend back in the day named Barbara who they all called Baba Wrong Hole. [...]
With the Sex and the City movie opening this week I got to thinking about gay men and the women they love. I was thinking how gay men have a different relationship to women than I do. Namely, we differ on how we view pussy.
For straight men pussy is the hidden kingdom, the Golden Palace [...]
I try to be conscious of the environment.
I ride my bike.
I poop straight into my neighbor’s compost bin.
I’ve even taken up breathing directly onto trees. Apparently this makes oxygen production more efficient. (Just kidding. Do not actually try this as the trees may become angry with you.)
Yes, it’s hard being green. Often what is [...]
I was standing on the corner when these two girls came my way in skirts too small to hide anything. Then along came a breeze and up went those skirts, and down went their hands, but not before a sight of thigh and a glimpse of Venus.
They giggled. I smiled.
Spring had arrived.
Luscious Spring. Raucous Spring. [...]
My friend Penny is a student of many things, poi, ropes, Burning Man camp lead, (“never again!”), and now, pole dancing. She had her almost-30 birthday party last weekend. Guess where we went?
We started at the Lusty Lady. Her booths no longer take quarters, just dollar bills now, leaving me with an entire roll of [...]
An extraordinarily strange thing happened in Washington D.C. on February 25. Lynne Cheney, wife of our Vice-President Dick, awoke with a soft, warm feeling between her legs. She was surprised, but very happy. She pressed her thighs together and reached down to see what was going on inside her bajingo.
Lo and behold if she didn’t [...]
In many ways presidential candidates are vying to be America’s next lover. It’s no coincidence that they are often described as “courting” voters. They smile at us, compliment us, wink, smear their rivals for our affection. Their campaigns are filled with the equivalent of high school best friends who sidle up to the American electorate [...]
