This weekend is the 3rd Annual National People of Color Cabaret, Kaleidoscope, and if the performers aren’t hot enough get this: they’re teaching workshops, too! You have got  to check out the classes, a must-do for any burlesque or cabaret performer and a good time for fans! The performance is Saturday, so the classes are also a great way to meet the performers before seeing them do their thing!

Kaleidoscope Workshops

Explore your understanding of desire and racialized performance and learn the history of burlesque performers of color while learning saucy choreography, burlesque on a budget, make-up application, tassel twirling, glove removal and other tricks of the trade from the pros.

Friday, September 25th & Saturday, September 26th
10am – 4pm
Class list PDF

Location: Mission Cultural Center for Latino Arts
2868 Mission Street, San Francisco CA 94110
(415) 821-1155

Cost: FREE and Sliding Scale (most classes are $10-15)
Kaleidoscope workshops are sponsored by the Mission Cultural Center for Latino Arts

Walk-ins welcome but registration encouraged. Please call 915-252-9252
or email lachicaboom@gmail.com Scholarships available.

Kaleidoscope 2009 has outstanding performers.

Many of the folks you’ll see performing are San Francisco Bay Area finest. But it doesn’t stop in the Bay Area; performers like Vagina Jenkins are out here from Atlanta, Georgia. There’s also one of Burlesque’s Greats, Toni Elling, who is considered by many a Burlesque Legend.  Here’s a archival photo from back in the day of the beautiful Toni Elling. Read her story.

Image Courtesy of Toni Elling

Kaleidoscope founder is Miss La Chica Boom, who if you’ve had the thrill of watching, blends politics and pleasure in a sassy mixture of hot burlesque. Do do do read more about her or on her website: www.lachicaboom.com.

Image Courtesy of La Chica Boom

Check out SF Boylesque, Simone De la Getto, Shanghai Pearl, and so, so many more at www.kaleidoscopecabaret.com and if you are out of town or can’t make it to the show, click over to their site and consider scrolling all… the way…. down…. to the bottom to make a paypal donation! Kaleidoscope 09 is also supported by: Communities United Against Violence, The Mission Cultural Center for Latino Arts, Mama Calizio’s Voice Factory, Main-tain.com, & Mangos with Chili.

Buy your tickets at Kaleidoscope event on BrownPaperTickets.com.

Saturday September 26, 2009 8:00 PM
The Brava Theater
2781 24th Street
San Francisco, CA 94110

And to wet your appetite, here’s a peek at previous performances:

Ever since having a conversation with a dear friend about the Palin porn he envisioned (filed under MILF of course) I’ve been waiting for the industry to pony up and release a Palin-inspired title. And after watching last night’s debate… I was hoping somebody would hurry and start filming…

The wait is over! Just read this on AVN:

Hustler Reveals Details of Palin Porn Flick
Lisa Ann to play lead role in ‘Nailin’ Paylin’

By: David Sullivan

BEVERLY HILLS, Calif. – Hustler Video has cast Lisa Ann as Republican vice-presidential candidate Sarah Palin in a porn spoof called Nailin’ Paylin.

Word of the latest political parody from Larry Flynt and company spread earlier today after the New York Daily News printed a rumor that Hustler was seeking Palin look-alikes on Craigslist. Hustler Video denied any connection with the ad but confirmed the Palin parody is in the works.

“Nailin’ Paylin will take the viewer on a naughty adventure to the wild side of that sexy Alaska governor,” the company announced in a press release. “Sara Paylin will not only be showing us some girl-on-girl lovin’ but will also be nailing the Russians, who come knocking on her back-door (wink, wink) and in a flashback, young Paylin’s creationist college professor will explain a ‘big bang’ theory even she can’t deny!”

One scene will show the Palin character in a lesbian threesome with characters based on Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice. The movie will also feature a Bill O’Reilly character as the announcer who dishes dirt on the Paylin sex scandals.

“Obviously, the real life antics of Sarah Palin are much funnier than anything we could ever make up,” Hustler exec Jeff Thill told AVN. “Her public appearances seem more like a trailer for a Farrelly brothers film then a carefully executed run at the White House.”

Jerry T. is signed to direct. Hustler plans to have Nailin’ Paylin on the streets in time for the November election.

Special Note: While the gender bender in me wants to say “Man and Wife?” what’s up with that?! Shouldn’t it be “Man and Woman” or “Husband and Wife”… you know… it references “I now join you, man and wife… you may kiss the bride…” Man owns his woman as property marriage vow from way back in the day… eh, straight cisexual people, go figure. I’ll let it drop because I really do love how OPEN they are about talking about sex and sharing it with their audience.

Turns out that on September 29th, MTV is going to premier the show, bringing pretty explicit sexual health topic, as well as information and resources, yey, to the ginormous mass of MTV viewers. The demographic is perfect; particularly as I imagine the show to combate some of the more dumbed-down representation of sexual relationships that youth see in music videos. Shanda is also an HIV/AIDS counselor.

Here’s the trailer:

• Man and Wife
• MTV Shows

But, as with many political situations, this issue runs deeper than local… there are people all over the world engaged in this same struggle for rights and we have many battles to wage before we can call it a day.

Many links later I read this article and it reminded me how far we have to go. This story is upsetting in so many ways and representative of the varied fights we have to fight and the difficult struggles the LGBT community has ahead of us:

Photo by: Jorge Saenz * News source [Yahoo]

ASUNCION, Paraguay – A couple jailed on suspicion of having a same-sex wedding was freed Monday after a doctor determined that the groom is a hermaphrodite. Prosecutor Jose Planas ordered the couple jailed after their civil wedding Friday, when the priest scheduled to perform the religious ceremony the following day said he received a call saying the groom, Jesus Alejandro Martinez, was actually a woman.

Same-sex marriages are illegal in Paraguay, and news of the arrest became the talk of the nation.

Planas had threatened Martinez with five years in prison for falsification of documents, and said he could charge the bride, Blanca Estigarribia, with complicity.

But the couple was released Monday. A doctor who inspected Martinez in jail ruled that he is a hermaphrodite, with atrophied female genitals and well-developed male genitals, according to the couple’s lawyer, Jorge Cantero.

“Conclusion: He is a man,” Cantero said.

He also said the document in the name of Jesus Alejandro Martinez is legitimate, meaning the forgery charges wouldn’t have held up.

“So this case goes into the archives,” he said. “It will remain as an anecdote for the media and a bad experience for my clients.”

Martinez, who has some feminine traits, said he suspected an ex-girlfriend made the accusation to the priest.

“I always felt like a man, with no feminine inclination,” he said.

Martinez said the couple would continue to live along the border near the Argentine city of Clorinda — “where everybody knows us and loves us.”

And the beat goes on….

Well, they are. Giana Taylor, founder of the 1st Annual Urban Spice Awards is recognizing adult industry talent who usually only get their for nods in the “Best Ethnic” categories. Shafted (literally?!) by award after award, this Sunday’s award ceremony brings some of our favorite adult film stars to the forefront.

And! Hosted by Sean Michaels, Olivia O’Lovely, and Comedian Evan Lionel. Red Carpet hosts Tia J and Speedy the Comedian. San Francisco’s lovely but I wish I was over there.

Platinum Live 11345 Ventura Blvd. Studio City, CA 91604
www.urbanspiceawards.com

Watch her Interview on AVNLive

Nominations…

Best Agency with Ethnic Talent
A List Talent
Double Exxxposure
Exotic Talent Agency
Five Star
Gold Star Modeling
Spieglar Girls
XXX Valley Babes

Best Anal Performer
Beauty Dior
Cherokee
Chyanne Jacobs
Emma Cummings
Jada Fire
Jazmine Cashmere
Kitten
Marie Luv
Mone Divine
Monique
Nadia Styles
Rebecca Linares
Sinnamon Love
Sydnee Carpri
Tia Sweets
Vanessa Monet

Best Celebrity Sex Tape
Darkside Hustler
DJ Yella: West Side Story
DJ Yella: XXX Games
G Unit: Groupie Love
Ice T’s Pimpin’ 101
Karina Stephens Super Head
Kim Kardashian & Ray J. Super Star
Little John’s Vivid Las Vegas Party
Snoop Dog: Doggy Style
Too Short: Get in Where you Fit In

Best Director – Body of Work
Alexander Devoe
Bishop
Brian Pumper
Dave Navarro
Diana Devoe
Dwayne Dane
Jacob Jewel
Jax
John E. Depth
Juan Cuba
Justin Slayer
L.T.
Lee G
Lexington Steele
Mandingo
Marco Banderas
Sean Michaels
Terry
Tony Flush
Tony T
Vanessa Blue

Best Director – Feature
Bishop
Diana DeVoe
Justin Slayer

Best Female Performer
Beauty Dior
Candace Von
Carmen Hayes
Carmen Luvana
Cherokee
Chyanne Jacobs
Eva Angelina
Gina Lynn
Jada Fire
Jazmine Cashmere
Jessica Bangcook
Katsumi
Kitten
Lana Croft
Mari Luv
Mika Tan
Misti Love
Mone Devine
Monique
Nautica Thorn
Niomi Banxxx
Olivia O’Lovely
Pinky
Rebecca Linares
Rosario Stone
Roxy Jezel
Roxy Reynolds
Sinnamon Love
Skyy Black
Sydnee Capri
Vida Valentine

Best Interracial Star
Alexis Amore
Annette Schwartz
August
Belladonna
Brianna Love
Emma Cummings
Gianna
Jenna Haze
Nina Hartley
Ricki White
Sara Jay
Sasha Grey
Savannah Stern
Sophie Dee
Velicity Von

Best Male Newcomer
CJ Wright
Ethan Hunt
J Strokes

Best Male Performer
Brian Pumper
Charlie Mac
CJ Wright
Deep Threat
Jack Napier
Jaune Claude Batiste
Jon Jon
Justin Long
Justin Slayer
Marco Banderas
Mr. Marcus
Nat Turnher
Nathan Threat
Prince Yahshua
Rico Strong
Rock
Sean Michaels
Shorty Mac

Best New Company
Black Market
Brian Pumper Productions
Heart Breaker Films
Nautica Thorn Productions
Ryhmes N Dimes

Best Oral Female
August
Carmen Hayes
Carmen Luvanna
Jada Fire
Jazmine Cashmere
Kitten
Luscious Lopez
Marie Luv
Pinky
Roxy Reynolds
Sunny Leone
Vida Valintine

Best Oral Male
Byron Long
Devlin Weed
J Strokes
Nathan Threat
Prince Yahshua
Rico Strong
Rock

Best Studio
Adam & Eve Pictures
Alexander DeVoe Productions
Anabolic
Bang Brothers
Belladonna Entertainment
Black Ice
Brian Pumper Productions
Combat Zone
Elegant Angel
Evasive Angles
Exquisite
Gina Lynn Productions
Jules Jordan Video
Justin Slayer Productions
Mercenary Pictures
Metro
New Sensations
Pink Visual
Reality Kings
Red Light District
SexZ Pictures
Shaynes World
Smash Pictures
Teravision
Voyeur Media
West Coast Productions
Wicked

Best Videography
Alexander Devoe
Bishop
Diana Devoe
Jacob Jewel
Juan Cuba
Nato
Vanessa Blue

Biggest Ass in Porn
Beauty Dior
Cherokee
Luscious Lopez
Mya G.
Olivia O’Lovely
Pinky
Skyy Black

Crossover Female
Marie Luv
Roxy Reynolds
Tera Patrick

Crossover Male
Lexington Steele
Mr. Marcus

Freakiest Girl in Porn
Candace Von
Carmen Hayes
Cherokee
Jada Fire
Jazmine Cashmere
Lorena Sanchez
Luscious Lopez
Marie Luv
Mone Devine
Monique
Olivia O’Lovely
Rebecca Linares
Roxy Reynolds
Sydnee Capri
Tia Sweets
Vida Valentine

Hall of Fame Female
Angel Kelly
Dominique Simone
Heather Hunter
Janet Jackme
Jenie Pepper
Vanessa Del Rio

Hall of Fame Male
Byron Long
Devlin Weed
Johnny Keys
Julian St. Jox
Mr. Marcus
Ray Victory
Sean Michaels

Hottest BBW Star
Bootylicious
Crystal Clear
Farrah Foxx
Misses Butterworth
Sabrina Love
Scented Kisses
Thunder Kat

Rising Star Female
Amile Waters
Candace Nicole
Cassidy Clay
Chavon Taylor
Desiree Diamond
Donna Red
Gianna Lynn
Heidi Waters
Melrose Foxxx
Millian Blue
Misty Love
Nazara
Nikara
Pleasure Bunny
Sandy Jackmon
Shyla Haze
Stacey Adams
Stacey Lane

Visionary
Alexander Devoe
Lexington Steele

Taormino writes of two of the newest trans-focused DVDs Couch Surfers by Trannywood Pictures and Trans Entities: The Nasty Love of Papi and Wil, a docu-porn by Morty Diamond. Her article is well-written and honest, as well as optimistic of a strong future for pornographers and audiences interested in transsexual men.

I’m curious about the road we took to get here, because for me, queer porn is more than just for jerking off; it’s a radical movement that concerns self-empowerment, visibility, and validation of how one’s gender/perceived and sexual identity meet. And to display this hot juncture publicly, through pornography, is a political act as much as it a personal decision. (A timeline of social movements in race, gender, and sexuality can be constructed through the lenses of contextualized pornography distribution. But that’s another topic for another time.)

How many pornographic films make their way to the public through film festivals? This is the route of a queer film; one which meets it’s viewers through through word-of-mouth and through enthusiastic audiences packed into non-profit events.

From butch to boi:
In the early nineties, some filmmakers inspired by the graphic depictions of lesbian sexuality found in the pages of On Our Backs Magazine, and distanced by the “Lesbian Porn” (aka Girl/Girl sex) produced by men, staring heterosexual women and distributed for the male marketed, decided to enter the industry and create films for their own queer community. These films usually ran around a half an hour long, and often just featured one or two scenes with a handful of stars. One of the earliest, Suburban Dykes, stared Nina Hartley and Sharon Sharon Mitchell, and showed a butch side to lesbian identity, as did BurLEZk (that’s right, sound it out) which featured lesbian striptease but also drag king performance. San Francisco Lesbians series, delivered real dyke action complete with crossdressing and butch attitudes up until 2002, where SIR Productions took the reign to satisfy the niche with a number of films, including Hard Love and How to Fuck in High Heels, featuring butch performers. Full Load was another film which showcased dyke and trans-identified performers.

From Gay to Queer:
Buck Angel rose to recent mainstream acclaim through a winning charisma and an unabashed sexual appetitive, as well as some pretty eye-catching tag-lines such as “Man with a Pussy”, “Mangina”, and “FTM Pornstar”. With his own video line, website, and titles such as “Buckback Mountain”, his recent recognition as AVN Transsexual Performer of the Year and nominated for a GayVN were well deserved.

However, many pornographers still lay under the radar.

Christopher Lee gave a strong sexual voice to directors and stars alike, with 1998 Alley of the Trannyboys and 1999 Sex, Flesh in Blood, a gothic thriller with a complete cast of color. His work is acknowledged in the Transsexual Porn article on QLBTQ Archives. Showing performers in a number of acts previously not seen on film, Lee gave a cinematic voice to the sex acts of queers, which many found validating and very, very inspiring.

Luke Woodward’s Enough Man (2005) was an explicit documentary that opened many eyes as it toured film festivals; Morty Diamond’s Trannyfags (2003) and the work of Lee and Woodward inspired for Trannywood Pictures to use video to promote Safer Sex practices and education about FtMs. Trannywood produced Cubbyholes (2007), and Couch Surfers (2008). Their work depicts trans guys having sex with each other, and with biological men.

Inspired by films such as “The Hole”, Pink & White Productions‘ director Shine Louise Houston took cinematic formula and visuals from gay porn and translated them to a sexual storyboard for dyke/trans couples. With the focus of the scenes on the performers’ chemistry, gender is often blurred and performers who are post-op MtF or pre-op FtM slip by invisible to the unknowing eye. Asked by a number of mainstream journalists, what made her films any different than mainstream Lesbian (Girl/Girl) films, Houston tackled the question in a mocu-documentary In Search of the Wild Kingdom (2007) where the film asks the question “What is queer porn?” Wild Kingdom won a Feminist Porn Award for “Hottest Trans Sex Scene 2008″ with the performance of stars Papi and Wil.

Morty Diamond took audiences hungry for more Papi and Wil even further with Trans Entities: The Nasty Love of Papi and Wil (2008), a docu-porn that allows the viewer to really get to know the stars; how they identify, how they live and love, and this makes the film hotter by the minute as we come to feel that we know them just as the scenes become more and more intimate. The stars identify as ‘Trans Entities’; in this case the education of gender to people outside of the immediate understanding, and the validation of gender to people inside their own questioning of gender expression and play, becomes apparent.

Trans Love Online
Before you google “Trans Porn”, be warned by blogger Violet Blue — there was a time when google treated the word trans, and dyke, as a bad word. Context is everything, and google was quite offensive when it blocked the word “transgrrrl” but allow “she-males” to pass. Hopefully with Google well trained since witnessed in Blue’s 2007 article, web perverts hungry for trans/queer porn can get their fill through a number of companies.

As featured in Violet’s Article, Red Handed Porn is a website which eagerly welcomes trans folks to apply. Interviewed by Misty last year for Masturbation Month, the site features people from most walks of life through intimate solo masturbation. Similar to Morty’s docu-porn, Red Handed asks the performers questions about their identity, and their experience with porn. It is as enlightening as it is hot.

CrashPadSeries.com is the continuation of Pink & White Production’s 2006 bestseller The Crash Pad. The site features episodes of real couples, of all queer gender identities and sexual appetites through downloadable video and extensive photo sets. GV sells a recent DVD release of the top five episodes from the site’s first season, Crash Pad Series: Volume 1, which was awarded a Feminist Porn Award.

Other queer online sites have featured trans performers, such as NoFauxxx.com. “Porn that Doesn’t Fake It”, No Fauxxx has a strong community feel, a D.I.Y. aesthetic, and some of the cutest genderfucking portrayed in photo sets, ever.

Pssssst… do you want to see some of the old school dyke porn made in the 80s and 90s? Here’s a tip — go to Trannywood Picture’s VOD site, where you can watch Trannywood films, as well as Buck Angel, San Francisco Lesbians, Full Load, and some of your favorite old films that are no longer distributed or available on DVD.

I just borrowed FUCK (Wicked Pictures, Directed by Brad Armstrong) and it was truly everything it said it would be.

I loved the production value of this film — really well done! Each scene depicted a historical period/theme. Granted, it was eurocentric, heterosexist, and the narration concluded with some questionable future of female sexuality. (AI anyone?) … but I’m a really tough critic and was so impressed with this film that I watched it from start to finish.

I think most viewers will find a favorite vignette to enjoy. I found two. An embellished scene with Latina Ice LAfox playing Kali (or Mahakali) was masterfully done — the choreography of the arms of the Hindu goddess was conceptualized particularly well. Talk about handjob/blowjob central — with six arms and one lovely hungry mouth, Kali embodied strong female power in a sex act usually seen as degrading. My other favorite was the Victorian Era Playhouse (with one of my favorite hapa pornstars Katsuni). The scene incorporated theatrical elements like choreography and costuming, accentuating the womens’ hyper sexualized drag characters. The shots of Katsuni and others sitting in the playhouse watching the action onstage was a great self-referential point that really carried over the themes of lesbian desire and the “role” of femininity quite nicely. And Katsuni’s puppet interpretation was very believable. The amount of detail that went into staging, lighting, and particularly hair and make-up… wow. Sound score, editing, all of it was perfect. The other scenes from the film were all gorgeous, Katsuni stole the show at the dinner party scene as well, and we got to see both Sean Michaels and Mr. Marcus in one scene with some really good looking dobermans.

If you get a chance, do try to see really high quality films like FUCK , Fashionistas, and other large production porns sold at GV, do it!

Here’s a teaser from their safe for youtube trailer

Shonia’s work appears in Ma-Ka Diasporic Juks: Contemporary Writing by Queers of African Descent. I’m a big fan of anthologies; I love reading works by a group of authors who are all coming together under a commonality. Another book that I like which focuses on race and sexuality is Queer Papi Porn: Gay Asian Erotica edited by Joel Tan. If you’ve got a recommended reading, add it to the comments for this post.

BLACK LESBIAN EROTIC ANTHOLOGY
I Love You To Death: Black Lesbian Diaries
Edited by Shonia L. Brown

Nghosi Books (nghosibooks.com) brings you its deadliest and most tantalizing tales of black lesbian erotica in the form of diaries from lesbians who won’t take no for an answer. Have you ever had a one night stand that you wished you hadn’t? Or what about the woman that you know loves you…if she would just give into her hidden desires? Do you find yourself looking over your shoulders after inhaling a scent of her hypnotic perfume? And try as you might, because you know you shouldn’t, you fantasize and might just a little, desire this strange but sexy lesbian whose favorite lyrics are, “If loving you is wrong, I don’t wanna be right!”

Do you have a tale of obsessive passion and/or borderline stalker story in you, written as if it were from a page of your very own private diary? Then join the talented new writers from Nghosi Books with our second edition from the New Voices Series of our small print press with the upcoming release of “I Love You to Death: Black Lesbian Diaries”. This anthology will be published in late 2009, but we are currently accepting submissions starting on October 31, 2007 until October 31, 2008 .

Specifications:
Stories should be no more than 4,000 words. Be as sexy, sensual, even explicit as you like, but no porn. No underage or non-consensual encounters, no animals, etc. Previously unpublished material is preferred, but excerpts from published work are also acceptable. In the case of previously published work, you must have the reprint rights. (Indicate where and when published, plus rights status. This means full disclosure of publishing history.)

Submission requirements:

Submit stories in typewritten hard copy only, double-spaced. Manuscripts not chosen will be discarded, so do not send your only copy. Include with your submission a brief author bio and your e-mail address. No e-mail submissions, please. For additional information, contact:

Nghosi Books at nghosi (at) bellsouth (dot) net with the Subject heading of: Nghosi Books Anthology 2009.

Mail submissions to:

Nghosi Books
Attn: NBANTHOLOGY2009
P.O. Box 1908
Stone Mountain, GA 30086

Submission deadline: October 31, 2008
Compensation: Two copies of the published anthology.

Nghosi Books is a small print press of African-American LGBT writers. This area of the company celebrated its first publication of a bi-annual anthology of new African-American lesbian writers; and serves as the sole publisher of the founder’s future novels.

Check out our 2007 Anthology: Longing, Lust, and Love: Black Lesbian Stories.

CALL FOR API WRITERS (SEX WORKERS AND NON SEX WORKERS welcome)

Sex Slaves, American Dreams and Happy Endings
Women/People of Asian Descent Speak on Race, Sex Work, Power, Art and Love

ed. by Gennifer M. Hirano, M.Ed.

A collection of realistic, diverse accounts of Asian womens’ lives is URGENTLY needed to educate our youth and communities about the realities of our lives and the strength of our sex worker rights movements. We must not allow them to continue to feed the people media clichés of being only sex trafficking victims without demanding that our voices be heard as well. This anthology is a collection of accounts from women of Asian descent who are current and former sex workers, researchers, [post]feminists, activists, lawyers, artists, mothers and more. Women working in Asian countries, Asian-Americans, LGBTQs of Asian Descent, Hapas and baby mamas are invited to submit writing that will present readers with a portal to complexify the dialogue and perception of the Asian Sex Worker working in the U.S and abroad. These accounts should examine crucial themes in your life and the ways in which the perception of others related to the issues of race, sex work, power, art and/or love has affected you. (For instance, if you are not a sex worker why and how does this topic affect you? How are you involved in this world?) Men are also welcome to submit, the gender specific requirement is yet undecided and contingent on quantity/quality of male submissions.

Possible issues and key words to explore include Migrant Sex Work, Sex Work Activism in Asia, Cultural perception of the Prostitute, A Queer Sex Worker’s dialogue with her boyfriend, The Myths and Truths of Trafficking, Sex Slave Victims, Raid and Rescue Missions, Me Love You Long Time, Sex Tourism, Miss Saigon, Cambodian children for sale, Mail Order Brides, outreach in Oriental Massage Parlors…

OPTION #2-Search under “Me Love You Long Time” on You Tube [here you go] and watch the original footage sequence from Full Metal Jacket. Write a 3-500 word response/reaction to the clip. Feel free to contextualize the 2 Live Crew song and your present and past perceptions into your response. Do you think that the woman in the clip is empowered?Submit using any name you wish to be published with your piece along with a 3 sentence bio. Photo Essays, Interviews, and Academic Papers from College (if you really still think they’re good) are welcome. 1500-2000 words, word files to gmh@asianprincessar tifacts.com by NOVEMBER 15, 2007.

Everyone can use this bit of knowledge, but I hope that educators and folks working with youth especially get this info out loud and clear so that sex information is as easy as a txt msg.

[TEXT "SEXINFO" to 61827, or if you're a Metro PCS User, (917) 957-4280... and get sex information texted to your cellphone.]