Archives for the ‘humor’ Category

video games – doing their part to make porn stars look realistic

By smartyboots • Oct 14th, 2008 • Category: Technology, humor

In case you were wondering why your little brother likes video games so much, The Escapist has a great article on the history of boobs in video games. And if you don’t believe their assertion that “digital boobs are the unsung heroes of the graphical arms race”, then you should check out X-Play’s review [...]



xkcd is going to put us out of business

By smartyboots • Oct 10th, 2008 • Category: humor, science

At least in terms of sex position guides – I mean, who needs A Complete Guide to Sexual Positions when you have the brief, yet informative, NUMERICAL guide? Eat your heart out, kama sutra.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I need to limber up for 1n(2π). It’s gonna take a while.



And Know We Know Why…

By Misty • Oct 6th, 2008 • Category: In the News, POC, Politics, Porn, humor

I read Dr. Glickman’s blog post the other day and giggled.
Ever since having a conversation with a dear friend about the Palin porn he envisioned (filed under MILF of course) I’ve been waiting for the industry to pony up and release a Palin-inspired title. And after watching last night’s debate… I was hoping somebody would [...]



Safe For Work Porn — the Trailer!

By Kuono • Sep 29th, 2008 • Category: Porn, humor, video clips

Oh happy day!
For those of you who remember our post about Safe for Work which is a really really hilariously artful website and you can laugh here: (http://www.sfw-porn.com/).
Think that’s clever? Wait till you see it in action with the TRAILER! (Thank you Smartyboots for the tip.)

www.diesel.com/xxx and http://www.sfw-porn.com/



A little smile for your G-Spot

By Kuono • Sep 8th, 2008 • Category: G-Spot, humor

Just to brighten up your day…

Thank you CollegeSexAdvice.com.   : ))



Adult Fail

By smartyboots • Aug 26th, 2008 • Category: humor

So me and Kuono were at 6th and Mission in San Francisco, on our way back from a meeting. It’s a little seedy there, and somewhat aromatic. I know that combination evokes memories of tasty dinner rolls, but it’s not that kind of seedy and aromatic. There’s an “adult store” on the corner and while [...]



Olympics joke

By smartyboots • Aug 24th, 2008 • Category: In the News, humor

A man went over to his girl’s place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom — gold, silver, or bronze.
“Silver,” she said.
“Why not gold?” he asked.
“Because I want you to come second for once!”
(You may benefit from adding this at the end.)



Barry the Beaver and Good Vibrations are on YouTube!

By Kuono • Aug 20th, 2008 • Category: humor, video clips

I just noticed that our Senior Buyer and our Jeremy Fish’s Barry Beaver (available at GV Stores) is now on YouTube!



People love us, and our Beavers.

By Kuono • May 30th, 2008 • Category: Events, humor

Good Vibrations was voted a “Readers’ Poll Winner” in San Francisco Weekly’s “Best of” 2008 for… you guessed it… sex supplies!
SF Weekly contributor Michael Leaverton knows a thing or two about design, and when it comes to GV’s toys, he’s got his pick on Barry the Beaver and our Beaver launch party at Valencia [...]



It’s not too late

By smartyboots • May 19th, 2008 • Category: humor

I can’t believe I missed the big day! Fortunately, there’s still time to celebrate the reason for the season.
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Brought to you by Mr. Jonathan Coulton, who also sings songs about your zombie coworkers.



looks like a win to me

By smartyboots • May 9th, 2008 • Category: humor

Has my dog done this? Of course – the tall one, not the short ones, who are sweet angels of sweetness, and who are too short to get into the toy box. I came home one day to find her on her bed with all the silicone toys in the house, one of which I’m [...]



Save The Date – Barry the Beaver Vibrator!

By Misty • May 6th, 2008 • Category: Company Announcements, Events, Sex Positivity, humor, pop culture

Good Vibrations tends to have a lot of in-store events. Whether it’s an After Hours Class, erotica reading, how-to, product launch etc… we like bringing folks into our stores for eats and treats. And we always hope people leave a little happier whether it’s from the information they learned or from the [...]



speaking of design

By smartyboots • Apr 23rd, 2008 • Category: humor

Wondering why I’m showing you this logo? Tilt your head to the left and look at it -

Maybe the designer for the UK Office of Government Commerce would like to come work with us here at Good Vibrations? It seems appropriate, it being Masturbation Month and all.
Apparently the good people of the at the OGC [...]



A Guided Tour of the Pleasure Palace: An anatomy primer for lovers

By admin • Mar 23rd, 2005 • Category: G-Spot, Guides, Sexual Pleasure, clit, humor

By Diana Cage
When was the last time you took a good long look at a pussy? Do you know where your (or your girlfriend’s) clitoral cruras are? Even if you’re a hoohoo master, I’ll bet you can’t name all the parts of the clitoris! (Hint: What we routinely call our clit is really just the [...]