Archives for the ‘Features’ Category

Sex Panic in Pawtucket

By Dr. Lynn Comella • Oct 14th, 2009 • Category: Features

The sex police are on patrol in Pawtucket, Rhode Island.

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Megan Andelloux, a professionally certified sex educator with 8 years experience working as a sex educator for Planned Parenthood affiliates, was looking forward to the grand opening of her not-for-profit Center for Sexual Pleasure and Health in Pawtucket when she suddenly found herself in [...]



Devil’s Dictionary III

By John Thursday • Oct 7th, 2009 • Category: Erotic Philosophy by John Thursday, Features

Another set of definitions for your reading pleasure. “Mercury in Retrograde, phrase. An astrological term denoting the four times a year when everything is going to hell but it’s not your fault; it’s because Mercury is going backwards. The relief one feels at this news lightens the heart and makes one happy to pay the bearer of the news.”



Continuing Adventures with Dominic and Reynaldo

By John Thursday • Sep 23rd, 2009 • Category: Erotic Philosophy by John Thursday, Features

In the end it’s all about walking around with your cock out. That’s what this Burning Man was about. And I think it saved me.
It all began when I swung my leg over my bike. I heard a small tear happen in the crotch of my very thin, very favorite pants. Whatev, it’s Burning Man. [...]



Mudrās for Masturbation

By Eric Clay Ong • Sep 18th, 2009 • Category: Features, Masturbation, Sexual Pleasure

How could a ritual hand sign add sparks to your orgasm? It turns out that the 108 mudrās of Buddhism and Hinduism are an ancient form of electrical engineering. When you extend a finger, it’s like raising an antenna. When you join two fingers, you’re completing a circuit within your bio-electrical field. Add your genitals into the equation to create a “ground”—an absorber of unlimited amounts of current.



Chapter One Day One: Porno Angels

By Vixen • Sep 3rd, 2009 • Category: Features, Film Fest

Our film for the Good Vibrations IXFF (Independent Film Festival) has been submitted, and now I feel like I can tell you all about it.
The shoot was one of the best experiences I have had in a long time, an experience I am still trying to analyze and digest. Often I get approached to work [...]



Librarian’s Glasses

By Vixen • Aug 26th, 2009 • Category: Erotica, Features

My favorite online crush likes pictures and I like showing him my ass… it’s a good fit. Sometimes there are requests, sometimes just whims. He likes stockings. So with him in mind, Sunday night before going out I set the camera up to take shots of me getting ready–my ass, tits, legs, big thighs. Shots [...]



Phish: A Most Un-sexual Experience

By John Thursday • Aug 19th, 2009 • Category: Erotic Philosophy by John Thursday, Features

Prince is on the left, right below penis. (The P in Prince actually stands for penis.) I saw him at Madison Square Garden once. He spent two hours teasing the audience with the opening piano bars of Darling Nikki before actually playing it: one man, 20,000 people, two hours of foreplay and the world’s largest simultaneous orgasm.



Watching the Boys Play

By Tierney Latham • Aug 5th, 2009 • Category: Erotica, Features

“Say Uncle,” the older one cried as he pinned the other man to the gleaming hardwood floors of her loft. The older one, her hunky bisexual boyfriend, was sitting on the other’s chest with his knees pressing down on his arms. “Go ahead, say it,” he said, finally hearing the word he was waiting for. Then, “I win.”



The Hazards of Masturbating

By John Thursday • Jul 29th, 2009 • Category: Erotic Philosophy by John Thursday, Features

Have you ever hurt yourself while masturbating? I have.
There you are right in the heat of it, hand thrashing, dog licking… No, wait, that’s for a different website.
So there you are right in the heat of it, hand thrashing, toes curling, and you can tell this is going to be a good one; especially if [...]



From Behind

By Sexy Dutchess • Jul 22nd, 2009 • Category: Erotica, Features

He came up behind me and began fondling my breasts. I could feel his hot breath on the back of my neck and the roughness of his hands through my blouse. He grabbed my hips and pulled me back into him – his pelvis rubbed against my ass and I could feel the evidence of his arousal through the layers of our clothing.



Fire Island

By John Thursday • Jul 15th, 2009 • Category: Erotic Philosophy by John Thursday, Features

I came upon it unexpectedly, somehow forgetting what day it was.
There were girls exposing the stars painted on their breasts. There were buff beefcakes, hairless and shiny, wearing bright blue boy shirts to show off the bulge.
Then there was the sculpted boytoy with surfer shorts hanging halfway down his bubble-toned ass; all of it accompanied [...]



Show Him How It’s Done

By Tierney Latham • Jul 1st, 2009 • Category: Erotica, Features

She was so hungry for his cock she couldn’t help herself.
The minute they closed the door to the bedroom, she set upon the fly of his jeans. His erection was already straining at the worn denim. She unzipped him and swooned over the gorgeous sight in front of her. So smooth and pink, it looked [...]



Masturbating in SF

By John Thursday • Jun 25th, 2009 • Category: Erotic Philosophy by John Thursday, Features

I had trouble masturbating last night. It’s funny how that happens.
A good session usually begins for me earlier in the day, often on the street. Not masturbating on the street mind you, as that would be vulgar. It’s also illegal; maybe not in San Francisco but in most other places.
What I meant to say was [...]



Don’t Let Your Mind Wander

By Vixen • Jun 17th, 2009 • Category: Erotica, Features

I started practicing hot yoga about a year ago, because I’m a notoriously unfocused kind of girl, so I thought I’d give it a try. You know focus — get some mental and spiritual awareness. The teachers guide you through the moves, with words of encouragement such as “rid your self of all thoughts, don’t [...]



Penis: The True Story

By John Thursday • Jun 10th, 2009 • Category: Erotic Philosophy by John Thursday, Features

What’s it like to have a penis? I get asked that a lot, and not always by women.
There’s no single answer. My relationship with my dangling self, like all healthy relationships, has evolved over time. We have grown and changed together, staying up late, swapping stories.
I must say it is undeniably fun to have a [...]



The Shameful Soak

By Vixen • Jun 3rd, 2009 • Category: Erotica, Features

My first long term real boyfriend, he played guitar; eventually he was in a band. Rock and Roll love. He used to tell me–and this, well this is really funny, because half of you are probably too young to even know the reference, but he told me I gave him head like he imagined Lita [...]



Devil’s Dictionary Redux

By John Thursday • May 27th, 2009 • Category: Erotic Philosophy by John Thursday, Features

Seeing as people enjoyed the first set of definitions I thought I would o a few more. I will begin with Charlie Glickman’s addition added as a comment at the bottom of the last piece.
Manifest, v. To ask the universe (and everyone around you) for something over and over again until you get it.
Open Relationship, [...]



Bad is Good

By Vixen • May 20th, 2009 • Category: Erotica, Features

This week my mind keeps returning to guilt. Sex guilt. Why has it taken all these years to start the re-programming of my sexuality? Why does it take women in particular so long to have openness about sexuality that allows us to finally start having great sex, when we want, how we want and with [...]



Devil May Care

By John Thursday • May 13th, 2009 • Category: Erotic Philosophy by John Thursday, Features

In the late 1800’s a devilish man with the devilish name Ambrose Bierce began composing a dictionary of satirical definitions. These definitions were later collected and published under the title “The Devil’s Dictionary”.
He was, if nothing else, a misanthrope, as can be seen in the following examples.
Egotist, n. A person of low taste more interested [...]



Bath

By Vixen • May 6th, 2009 • Category: Erotica, Features

Saturday mornings I am usually a slow moving vixen. But this Saturday I was exceptionally slow, and in an extremely nostalgic state. The rain, the wind and the dark sky were not motivating me to get ready for my work day at the library.
I read some blogs, answered emails, posted, but my mind kept drifting [...]



President Obama – Enlightened Top

By John Thursday • Apr 29th, 2009 • Category: Erotic Philosophy by John Thursday, Features

Barack Obama has throw down, and some people on the left don’t like it.
When he was a candidate I mused upon Barack’s sexual flirtation with the country. After America’s eight years of being tied-up and ball-gagged by W. what kind of a lover was Obama promising to be?
At the time I noted [...]



Wednesday

By Aurora Hunter • Apr 22nd, 2009 • Category: Erotica, Features

Tyler came up to my desk shortly after we started work and stood a little closer than he’d normally dare during work hours. Leaning down, he whispered, “It’s Wednesday – right?”
I looked up at him and smiled. I knew why he was confused. For the past three Wednesdays, we had been having [...]



Douchebag

By John Thursday • Apr 15th, 2009 • Category: Erotic Philosophy by John Thursday, Features

There are many wonderful men in the Bay Area – and not all of them are gay.
On any given weekend in San Francisco there are at least five or six decent straight men. You can see three of them on Sundays pushing strollers with their wives in Golden Gate Park.
As for those last [...]



In The Hall

By Heidi Champa • Apr 8th, 2009 • Category: Erotica, Features

I had thought about it, and I decided it was best not to think about it. I needed to do it. I needed to get fucked. After the other night, what Mark had done to me, any linger doubts I had were gone. I needed someone else’s cock. I never thought it would come to [...]



Zen Penis

By John Thursday • Apr 1st, 2009 • Category: Erotic Philosophy by John Thursday, Features

A penis needs context. I know mine does.
There are some women who don’t seem to understand this. Some women are under the impression that all men will leap to attention when in the presence of a naked woman. One woman I know refers to this as hard at first sight.
No doubt there are some men [...]