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A Vibrator for Grandma, Part V

By Zoe • Apr 5th, 2008 • Category: Blog

A VIBRATOR FOR GRANDMA, Part V
When I gave my grandmother an Essential Coil  “Massager” for Christmas, my intention was actually to give her as a vibrator. Due to the circumstances in which I gave it to her, however, I was not able to inform her of the less advertised uses of a “massager.”
Two months later, [...]



A Vibrator for Grandma, Part IV

By Zoe • Feb 19th, 2008 • Category: Family, Masturbation, Politics, SESA, Toy Reviews

Judging from the interest that my grandmother showed in the G-spot, I believed that, after the initial disapproval had passed, she would be receptive to a vibrator. So I made up my mind to buy one for her.
Then it came time to pick one.
It’s always a difficult to buy sex toys for another person, but [...]



A Vibrator for Grandma, Part III

By Zoe • Feb 19th, 2008 • Category: Family, G-Spot, Politics, SESA

My grandfather is driving and my grandmother is in the passenger seat. I sit in the back, reading. We’re taking the hour-long drive to visit relatives. As my grandfather pulls over and leaves the car to ask for directions, my grandmother swivels toward the backseat and asks, “What’s that you’re reading?”
I look up from my [...]



A Vibrator for Grandma, Part II

By Zoe • Feb 19th, 2008 • Category: Family, Politics, SESA

Let me tell you about my family. As a child, I spent a great deal of time with my father’s side, so I have an emotionally close, affectionate relationship with most of that side. I make it a point to visit them when possible, to call on holidays if I can’t be with them. They [...]



A Vibrator for Grandma, Part I

By Zoe • Feb 19th, 2008 • Category: Politics, SESA

As a Good Vibrations employee with a generous discount, I am faced with a dilemma at Christmas. Namely, the necessity of choosing between:

Purchasing gifts elsewhere at full price, or
Saving some cash, and getting everyone sex toys.

Being the sex toy enthusiast that I am, I enjoy the idea of gifting sex toys—and I often indulge [...]