Author Archive

Sleeping with a Writer—Read all about It!

By Daphne Gottlieb • Mar 28th, 2007 • Category: Be Our Guest

never “date” a writer, because eventually, they will write about you. and if it’s good, it will remind you how good the beginning was, and how destructive they were when it ended. and if they write bad things about you, you’ll be very hurt and angry and then have to wonder if they’re true, if [...]



Lucky

By Daphne Gottlieb • Jan 31st, 2007 • Category: Be Our Guest, Erotica

We’d been dating for about a month before I kidnapped her.
This was not my first kidnapping. The first occurring years and years earlier; I showed up with a friend at a lover’s house and demanded at water-Uzi point that he and his roommate come drinking with us. We restrained them in the car, but allowed [...]



Big Deal

By Daphne Gottlieb • Jan 3rd, 2007 • Category: Be Our Guest, Erotica

This story, like a lot of my stories, begins in a bar. A bunch of people were sitting around, drinking and talking to celebrate a friend’s book release — a memoir of her stripping career. She was telling us about how this one man came in and dropped his pants to masturbate and his penis [...]



Age Play

By Daphne Gottlieb • Jan 3rd, 2007 • Category: Be Our Guest

“I am horrified to be aging, to be entering middle age. I care about my youthful appearance and my sexual desirability, much of which I attribute to my looks. My feminism, I had hoped, would protect me from caring about such things; I would stride up to middle age proudly. But it is not proving [...]