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Pajama party! GV’s Olivia cruise heats up

By Camilladilla • Oct 28th, 2009 • Category: Blog

Who knew a room full of cruising lesbians decked out in pajamas could be so much fun? Yeah, yeah, I know, of course it’s fun. But it’s especially fun when the DJs are jumping, we’re handing out vibrators to the best-simulated orgasm (not that we promote faking it), and the crowd of eager fans is 5 deep. I haven’t felt so wanted since I was a bartender!

Pretty in Pink: Carol Queen at the Pajama Party

It was also fun to see the plethora of pajamas out here, from lingerie to boxer shorts, and my AC/DC shirt (which really is my pajamas) came out and I ended up meeting a lovely woman who’s uncle is Brian Johnson. What can I tell ya, Olivia is rockin’. I had to sneak away with my massive Mary Poppins’ bag of tricks even though the party is still going strong.

We dock in Guatamala tomorrow and I’m thrilled to explore this Central American gem. I got schooled in reggaeton and Belizean dancehall today by my illustrious tour guide who knew about beats and Mayan caves.

I was also charmed by the captain of the little boat that took us back to the ship; he had a “CAPTAIN” tattoo and seemed rather delighted to be ferrying a boat entirely stocked with women safely to their destination. The men are few and far between out here, and tend to take on mythical import. When you’re surrounded by a bunch of capable Amazons, it’s hard to feel any lack, but he was so rare that I had to snap a pic. More workshops and adventures coming up, and hopefully some howler monkeys too. All for now!