I don’t know if you’re single, but this is great piece of salesmanship. Could there be a better advertisement for a guy? Your love of the female form is palpable, and it certainly had me thinking, “If he is this into women physically, he could be serious boyfriend material if he is even half as attentive on the emotional side.”

I read your column all the time so I feel that I have extrapolated some knowledge of how you think about and perceive relationships. Perhaps there are other straight or bi women who felt the same about your date-ability factor. I think we should have a “Date John Thursday” contest.