Comments on: Penis: The True Story

By: fuzzarelly

fuzzarelly — Mon, 10 Aug 2009 19:38:21 +0000

“imagine if your breasts suddenly jumped two-cup sizes busting out of your bra and the only way to appease them was to go somewhere and rather violently rub your nipples. Imagine that happening five times a day.”

That would be so cool! There would be so many fellas around to help with the rubbing bit. We girls are so lucky! And caught rubbing our own nipples? Never a problem.

By: Will @ A Journey Round My Skull

Will @ A Journey Round My Skull — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 15:57:44 +0000

“I was a Hebrew slave making straw and mud bricks while my Egyptian penis sat fanned by a palm frond, eating dates, and cracking its whip.”

Hilarious. The whole thing is so damn good. Thank you.

By: Holly Page

Holly Page — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 04:09:35 +0000

While I can’t attest to the accuracy of the piece, I found your post thoroughly enjoyable and enlightening. I don’t know why the penis is so mysterious, but I can’t help but wonder what it would be like to have one. Now I know I just have to take a trip to an amusement park to find out.

By: swinger

swinger — Wed, 24 Jun 2009 03:08:47 +0000

excellent this is really good……….!

By: RationalThinkier

RationalThinkier — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 12:56:01 +0000

Rubbing, eh?

Rubbing is something a circumcised man is forced to do. Poor souls have an incomplete penis.

By: Evie

Evie — Tue, 16 Jun 2009 20:06:11 +0000

You give a very clear descriptive on what it is like to have a Penis.I have always loved the word Penis rather, than cock or dick (I always giggle when I hear someone whose given name is dick, because I start visualize a rather rough looking Penis). Continue on with your wonderful outlook on sexual life.

By: Greg H

Greg H — Fri, 12 Jun 2009 18:19:47 +0000

This is a fine piece of writing. So very true and exactly my attention span. Thank you Mr. Thursday!