Call Girl Confessions
By Regina • Apr 2nd, 2009 • Category: BlogYes, I am a “call girl”. I talk about sex. I might talk about the perfect way to put on a condom as a form of foreplay, or point you in the right direction of a sexy, orgasmic DVD. I may also give you some good tips on performing the perfect oral play scenario or help you with opening up your relationship with role playing. I might also help you to replace the batteries of your Laya or G-Twist.
I get paid for talking about sex. Yes, I am a “call girl”—a call girl who works in the Call Center at Good Vibrations and I am here to help you!
I have been working in the Call Center for two months and during the course of my phone calls I have been asked everything from how to use a penis pump while the caller is trying it out, to a woman wanting instruction on using her first vibrator. I love being able to answer any questions so that a person not used to talking about sex openly gets a better understanding of how much fun sex can be—when you ask the right questions.
I don’t charge for my enticing sexual tips, but I do take our customers’ orders for the products we sell and I offer advice about the toys we have or how to use a penis pump or cock ring. I can point people to the perfect books, DVDs or toys that will help them give a good blow job or achieve G-Spot orgasms or teach a woman learn to ejaculate.
I can offer suggestion about how to prolong orgasms, stop a man from ejaculating before he wants to, how to listen to our bodies to have a full body orgasm or invite an additional person into the relationship and achieve compersion—the satisfaction of seeing your partner happy with another person without jealousy—a truly empowering thing. One of the true definitions of love is supporting your partner in getting what she or he needs to feel secure and loved.
Do you want the perfect lube, with a long-lasting and silky feeling? Or would you like advice on choosing the perfect cock ring and the reasons why it is an enjoyable enhancement. Or maybe you just want to spice up your relationship? We have such busy lives sometimes it is necessary to learn to be spontaneous or maybe learn to enjoy the happy, sex-thoughts of a sex date. Do you want help with planning a sexy weekend or set the mood for a first date where you know that at the end of the evening, the two or three or you are settling down for a night of passion and exploration of the human body—touching, probing and licking?
I can help you to find the right products-candles, massage lotions and oils, flavored lubricants and how to put on a condom in sexy way that it is a perfect form of foreplay. Yes, we have a lot of things to help you make it a night you won’t forget. And we are not afraid to answer your questions. We want to educate and enlighten our customers in enjoying ways that is our sexual birthright. That is one of the missions of Good Vibrations. Sex is fun and healthy, and what consenting humans do that brings them joy and happiness and causes harm to no one is natural.
We want to take out the stigma about fetish and anal play and have people proclaim “Yes I love Anal Play or BDSM or living a Polyamorous life—it keeps me happy and my partner as well!” It will fill my heart when more men and women can say these words and not have the slightest tinge of guilt, which is, unfortunately, still prevalent in our society!
To quote something Harvey Milk used to say, “My name is Regina Jacobs and I am here to recruit you!” In the weeks to come, I will share experiences of the calls I receive in our department. And I encourage you, our faithful readers and customers, to call us with your questions so my co-worker Olive and I can help you. Because we are here to take your orders, we might only be able to spend 5 minutes chatting with you, but we do encourage you to ask those questions and when you are ready, call us back and let us take your orders. Just remember we are here for you.
I also invite you to email me (customerservice@goodvibes.com) with any questions you would like to share here on the blog. If you are asking these questions, you can bet there is someone else who is also thinking of the same thing.
Hey Regina.
I would like information on how to prolong orgasms, stop a man from ejaculating before he wants to, how to listen to our bodies to have a full body orgasm. You called it right. My wife and I make love a couple of times a week. I usually have to use my finger for her to have a orgasm. Also, what kind of lube can you recommend? We have used “Aqua Lube” and that works fine. But looking for something “spicier”. So I will take any advise you can offer.
Thank you
-Tracy