Valentine’s Top Picks

By nyx • Feb 10th, 2009 • Category: Blog

Avoid a vapid Valentine’s. Don’t give the usual uninspired gift. Lavish your lover with the pleasurable presents.

Set more than your honey’s heart on fire with this exclusive sensation kit. Turn yourself or your partner into a “patent leather present” with the Bound Bliss restraints. Leave your mark of love with each Heart Spanker slap. Add to the heat rising from freshly smacked skin with warm soy massage oil from an all-natural Ignite Me candle. Have a hot (and perhaps humiliating) Valentine’s with the Hearts on Fire kit.

Go green and save green with another one of our exclusive kits. Mama Mia is an Ecorotic collection of some of our sustainable products. No need for batteries, plug the petite, discreet Mia vibe into any USB port to charge. Tease nips and clits with the tingle of our all-natural Please Pleasure Cream. Seal the deal with a kiss and our vegan Smooch Me lip lube for luscious cruelty-free lips.

With a wave of this magic wand, you can create your own happy ending! A classic, timeless toy, the Hitachi Magic Wand has been our best selling, most popular electric vibe for over 30 years. This tried-and-true plug-in is one of our most powerful products, with two intensity settings… strong and stronger.

These buzzing bands bring couples together. Whether you’re Screaming O or having the Big O, vibrating cock rings provide pleasure to both partners. Choose the disposable for a Valentine’s one night stand or opt for the reusable ring and a lasting relationship.

Pick your passion and heat things up with hints from the heart. Select a seductive suggestion from the Erotic Heart. From the sensual to the sexual, these challenges are designed to bring couples closer and increase intimacy. Or perhaps you prefer to peruse the positions of the Kama Sutra Heart. 69 bilingual scrolls suggest different ways to do it. Assume the position and prepare for pleasure!

So forget fattening tasteless treats and boring bouquets that wilt and wither, give satisfying gratifying gifts that blush and bloom well past Valentine’s Day.

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  1. whoopi goldberg on February 11th, 2009 at 10:34 am:

    “Patent leather present?” “Blush and bloom?” “Hot and humiliating?” I say your writing is “Brilliant and brazen!”

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