Good Vibrations Magazine

If you haven’t noticed the huge “25% OFF Sale!” banner on GoodVibes.com, you might want to jump on over there and take a look around. I just distracted myself for the last 15 minutes dreaming about new toys that are making even the long-time staffers here at GV drool.

This is a sales pitch to those of us who make economical choices when we buy sex toys. Those of us who review toys are up to our eyeballs in fancy vibes, though 99% of it is in the under $100 range. We still want the cool shit! Toys over $100 are usually on the “Yeah Right That’s a Fuck Load of Money” end of the spectrum for me. But this changes when there’s a sale. Enough to browse around on the site again. To click “sort by price” and actually sort it from highest to lowest instead of starting on the cheap end.

25% is a lot off the price of an item, especially when that item is really really really expensive. (Heck, it’s a lot of the price of an item when it’s ridiculously affordable, too.) As someone who actually works here at Good Vibrations, I’m used to getting some discounts on sex toys. Something my friends would be extremely jealous of, if it weren’t for the fact that I like to shower them with sex toy presents.

I’m not gonna bother posting the YVa (the Gold Vibrator that is now only $1125… I figure if you’re going to buy it you probably don’t mind paying the full price.) There are some new toys that have come in to the stores that are really exciting. I’ll just name a couple, because really, ALL the toys at GV are exciting. Old and New alike.

Okay, that said, here’s those awesome new ones. ; )

La Femme Harness - It has Pink Zipper details, and those ruffles? They’re also leather. Too hot.

$126.75 On Sale

This gorgeous and well-made, quality leather harness is an irresistible combo of feminine sensibilities and tough durability. Pink zippered edging frames the front and back pieces, accented by ruffles made of thin leather for a sexy, girly look. Two pink bows top off each back strap at the waist but this harness is more than just a pretty face! Metal buckles on the waist and back-straps allow for a personalized fit and includes two interchangeable O-rings (1 1/2” and 1 3/4”), which are held in place by three leather buckles. Who says pretty can’t be tough? Fits up to 44”, Black and Pink Leather and Ribbon.

Eleven Dildo - Also hot, or cold… ah the temperature play with metal!

$225.00 On Sale

Another gorgeous stainless steel dildo from Njoy, Eleven can be used either vaginally or anally and is the perfect choice for fans of girth and extreme penetration. Weighing in at 2.75 pounds, the Eleven is great for Kegel exercises and has a special curve allowing for excellent G-Spot or prostate stimulation. Ripples along the shaft are designed to provide extra stimulation, and since Eleven is made of stainless steel, it can be heated or cooled adding more pleasure along the way. Eleven can be used for penetration on either end, making it perfect for solo or partner play, and it’s material makes clean up a breeze. Includes a leather carrying pouch. 11” x 2” , silver stainless steel.

Milky Way - you know how glass dildos kinda look like glass bongs? Well, this one does too. A really really really good looking one.

$168.75 On Sale

Get ready to blast off to the Milky Way with this exquisite smooth glass dildo that features beautiful, swirling cascades of multi-colored Dichroic just beneath its surface. The subtle curve and bulbous head make it perfect for G-Spot stimulation and the flared base allows for vaginal or anal play. Besides its cosmic good looks, Milky Way can also be heated or cooled with water for some out-of-this-world sensation play. Each Milky Way is also a truly unique piece as the Dichroic colors will slightly vary during its creation process. 7” x 1 1/4”. Multicolored Borosilicate.

There are also TONS of Books and DVDs — and the sale also includes VOD titles. So why are you still reading this? Go make your holiday wish list right now, and tell your loved ones to buy it before the weekend’s over!