3 Halloween Tricks n’ Treats
By Kuono • Oct 31st, 2008 • Category: BlogHappy Halloween!
Some deeeeelightful sexy and spooky treats for you… if you dare!
1. Zombie Pinups
2. 10 Halloween Sex Positions
These sex positions from AskMen.com are hetero but easily adaptable; here’s my favorite:
Number 4 – Night of the F*cking Dead
Squirming, convulsing and moaning isn’t something that only happens at Jack in the Box; case in point: “Night of the F*cking Dead.” In this ingenious brain-dead Halloween sex position, partners start off in a standard missionary position, but once the male has comfortably entered the female, that’s when things really get dumb, er… fun. Specifically, neither partner is allowed to use their arms or legs to support themselves during intercourse, leaving both sex-starved individuals to be grunting, struggling and shaking in order to get off.
And this is just fucking SCARY, period:
3. No Halloween for Sex Offenders in Maryland (and detainment in Texas)
Conficted Sex Offenders are being made to hang “No Candy” signs in Maryland… in Texas they are being rounded up and detained. In California “Operation Boo” calls for routine surveillance of Sex Offenders’ homes. [from LA Times]
Kuono >> Magazine Editor, Web Producer at GoodVibes.com and manager of the Good Vibrations Affiliate Program (GVAffiliates.com). Okay, back to work.
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