the internet ladies want your sex to be arty
By smartyboots • May 14th, 2008 • Category: science, video clipsSomething old and something new in arty sex on the internet for you! It rhymes!
Firstly, I can’t believe I’m the first GV blogger to find Green Porno! Oh frabjous day! I wish I could embed one of the movies in this post, but I can’t, so you’re just going to have to go and see for yourself.
What you’ll be seeing is a set of 8 short films about bug sex. Well, bugs and annelids. Yes, it’s Isabella Rossellini describing the sex lives of insects in the first person, just like you always dreamed she would do one day for you. And it’s pretty safe for work – the snail one may be ever-so-slightly nsfw, but if you can read this blog at work, you can watch that. Green Porno is cute and funny, and a little disturbing – who knew bugs were so kinky? Oh, you did? What, you think you’re so fancy, just because you passed high school biology.
Secondly, I’m so glad that someone reminded me about Samsung Means To Come, an amazing piece of flash art by Korean artist Young Hae-Chang. I’m going to call it erotica, in spite of the fact that it’s all text (monaco font, if you must know). Definitely not safe for work, unless you work in my office, and it’s imperative that you have sound on. And that you sit there for ten minutes and watch. When you’re done with that, you may want to move onto Cunnilingus in North Korea, which is provocative and funny, but not as sexy. To find out more about Young Hae-Chang or see more flash, I direct your attention to Young Hae-Chang Heavy Industries, where you can see almost everything there in multiple languages.
smartyboots >> a blogger here at Good Vibrations.
Smartyboots likes technology, comic books and country music. She is a member of The Whoreshoes, San Francisco's premiere all-female country band.
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