Good Vibrations sells bottled water!
By Kuono • Apr 1st, 2008 • Category: Company Announcements, In the News
Good Vibrations is pleased to announce the newest addition to our product lines! From the legendary sex toy retailer that brought you Please™ Lube (our line of natural lubricants) and Me™ line (a refreshingly eco friendly collection of Bath and Body Products), we now introduce…
Sex Water™
That’s right — Sex Water™ is the coolest way to replenish your sex drive, hydrate your body’s own lubrication, and satisfy your craving for one of the most natural things we just can’t live without… water!
April Fools! Seriously: Please keep hydrated, as doing so will lead to a healthier body and thus a more vibrant sex life. However, consider the damage plastic water bottles contribute to our environment. With our real products, GV restricts excess plastics used in packaging. From cornstarch packing peanuts to minimally designed clamshell displays, there’s no wasteful plastics here. To read up on this subject:
Plastic Water Bottles Not Being Recycled (CA dept. of Conservation)
National Geographic KIDS article on Plastic Bottles
NY Times article “Unintended Consequences of Hydration”
Twenty-First Century Waterfall Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZbTXDkrD1o
You could awalys sell dildo-shaped thick-glass bottles of water with the openning on the bottom (as not to create a vaccuum when inserted). Also you could sell 8oz, 12oz, 16oz, and 2 Litre versions. The 2 litres would be a pretty heavy bottle though. Ooo you could provide a decent cap for them so that you could fill them with warm liquid and have a heated dildo too. So many ideas.
Hot!
I can just see a market for triathaletes and outdoorsy folks, too…
We could call it “H2Ohhhh”
LOL!