pop (corn) day.
By jameson • Jun 17th, 2007 • Category: BlogAs I get cozy to write this, a commercial for Winnie the Pooh something-or-another asks “Remember your first honey pot?”. I do, as a matter of fact. Don’t you?
I was on vacation for the last week or so, driving up the eastern coast of the United States with my lovely girlfriend and our crispy jetski sunburns. Along the way, we stopped for Waffle Houses and friends’ houses, and had a grand time overall. There are things to say about sex and travelling and southern hospitality and the rudeness we encountered in Maine, but none of that will be said today.
Instead:
Today is Father’s Day, and I think it is wonderful and delicious that the San Francisco Chronicle ran an interview with the dude who created DaddyHunt.com, “The premium site for hot daddies and their younger male admirers.” How appropriate.
Also, in the Real Estate section, an article on “one of the country’s first independent living facilities for LGBT seniors,” Barbary Lane. Did you know that most senior homes don’t let same sex couples share rooms? And in an interesting (and yet not suprising) twist, the facility is named after the street lived on by characters in the “Tales of the City” books, which were written by the guy who’s partner is the guy who started the DaddyHunt website. Yeah, you try writing that as a simple sentence.
The week approaching is Pride Week, as all of June is Pride Month. Which means I felt no shame in buying a rainbow striped collar for my dog, Petie. Now he looks just as gay as I do, which is pretty damn homo.
Tip of the day? Clone a corncob with the new Understudy (a dildo making kit that is apparently not on the website yet, but very available in the stores). We did, in the store, and I can’t tell what I feel more, hungry or horny, when I hold the DIY dildo in my hands.
Either way, I want to buy at least five Understudys and clone everything from my fist to a group of asparagus. Really, there is no limit here kids. As I say, whatever fits the hole.
Totally cracking myself up here*,
.jameson.
(* get it, father’s day, corncobs, pop corn? c’mon. that’s funny.)
jameson >> a very wholesome looking pervert who is a sex cheerleader by day, super sex cheerleader by night. she majored in women's studies but hates assumed gender differences, loves porn, and was never taught how to think her words are worthless, so obviously she likes to write (and talk and talk and talk, fast).
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*great for vegetarian or vagitarians likewise!