“I was made for loving you baby…”
By Angelxtacy • Jun 5th, 2007 • Category: Toy ReviewsSometimes in our stores we will get a soundtrack going and your boppin’ along and your cleaning a shelf and all the sudden that toy you have been looking at for the last few months suddenly seems well…so appealing. I apologize to say this isn’t an amazing post. Just a girl cleaning a shelf and re notices a toy and suddenly falls for it.
Much like you been dating and dating and then all the sudden you notice that quiet one in the corner and you think “ah yes…it’s all about the quiet ones” when you didn’t notice them before because they weren’t trying to get your attention.
Well this toy I was looking at… It’s loud pink & proud. Not really loud in the volume of the buzz sound but loud that it is a large pink carrot with Swaroski Crystals and a removable Marabou tail. (Did i spell that right?) She’s got me in a tither and I just can’t type fast enough. The lady is “The Minx” Not only does she have an “x” in her name but she makes me feel feminine and sexy and if I won her over she would make me feel like luxury.
Ain’t she a hottie?
I used to think that one could get by on the bare minimum, a hand, a Turbo Glider and those are both very , very good. But geez, sometimes I like to vary it up a bit. Don’t want to get too used to one thing since I am a gal in a candy store with a massive sweet tooth.
Something about the Minx (could be her new price?) just said “Look at me!” Yeah I have looked at her and all the other pretty things that are just beyond my budget (so are tattoos and that didn’t seem to stop me from filling up with ink!)
How can I put a price on pleasure? How much is feeling good worth? Some folks will spend thousands to get a look they want whether it be surgery or a new wardrobe. But a couple Benjamin’s for that sassy pink carrot?
That’s a deal! I can feel all those things that people feel when they splurge. You are saying: I work hard and I am worth it. Every penny. It would make me feel like a girl in charge of her destiny, a femme on the loose. I whip that out, say “What’s up Doc?” and there ain’t no turning back.
Oh pretty Minx, did I tell you it is my birthday soon? The girl’s gotta have it!
(oh yeah… you can too, there’s enough to go around..check The Minx out on our website and write me back and tell me how she made you feel..I won’t get jealous, unless you get to her first!)
Here’s her number: http://www.goodvibes.com/Item–i-1-2-AJ-0518 . Touch it.
xoxo
AngelXtacy
Angelxtacy >> Angelxtacy a busy little bee. She's a leads-by-asking-nicely sort of gal. Jack and Jill of all trades and master of none, she runs a sex store, sings in a few bands, tattoos, puppeteers in an adult puppet troupe, paints, dances, models, plays Theramin, flute, accordion, washboard and anything else she can rig together. In her “spare” time she indulges her #1 fetish... reading. A LOT. And writes erotica for differently-abled and indentified folks.
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What did mom always say?
Carrots are good for your eyes? …
Would you recommend this for anal play? wouldn’t it be fun having the tail sticking out of your tail?
While the thought is tit-tail-ating (sorry I couldn’t resist!) I wouldn’t recommend it for anal play. Darn. Though I could imagine that little pink fuzz looking cute as my tail, no flared base on the end makes a no go. It get’s lost in the rectum and it’s a Emergancy room visit no one would ever forget…Did I mention that tail is detachable? One grasp and it’s gone….
Yikes!
Butt…if you could get a proper butt plug with a flared base and attached a magnet to it’s end you could draw dem two together. ( the fuzzy part is attached to the vibe like a magnet, so you can clean it.) and it’s kismit.
That’s my butch DIY (do it yourself) answer anyways..maybe that is an enterprising notion you should explore and market?
xoxo