I first masterbated when watching Drew Barrymore hot and bothered in Poison Ivy. I’m straight, but it was certainly more of “I am Drew Barrymore” getting off thing. It had nothing to do with her murdering, swear. Really. It was just so seeing someone so young and powerful and sexual made me want to, well, be the same. And now, 15 years later, I’m still at it!

For women, it’s something we almost never talk about. Also, many women feel shame at doing it. WHich is ridiculous. I’d never, ever be able to express myself sexually with a partner without having learned all the best places and ways to get myself off. So many American women are still in the fifties when it comes to this stuff. You would think 20 years after “She bop” and “Darling Nikki” we’d all have relaxed, right? Tssh!