so tired.
By jameson • Apr 25th, 2007 • Category: Blogbut i thought you’d all enjoy the fact that I came home to one of these under my pillow:
Those, my friends, are dried bull penises, otherwise known as “bully sticks“. My pit-boxer-bundle-of-pure-cuteness loves them. He hides them in his bed, usually, and if not there, in the couch and, apparently, under my pillow.
When I first started spending lots of time with my now girlfriend, I’d stare at her funny when she told me things like that. “Wait. Slow down there. First: he eats bull penis? Second: he hides them in the couch? Third: bull penis?!” And it was cute, because she’d stare at me funny as I told stories about my days at work (“and I told him not to put the itty bitty up his ass because it’s totally gonna get lost in there, but he bought one anyway, and now all we can do is pray he don’t end up in the emergency room” –except I never really offer to pray for anyone).
But anyway.
A bull penis under my pillow.
Maybe that means I’ll have more interesting dreams to share with you tomorrow…
Minotaur sex?
.jameson.
jameson >> a very wholesome looking pervert who is a sex cheerleader by day, super sex cheerleader by night. she majored in women's studies but hates assumed gender differences, loves porn, and was never taught how to think her words are worthless, so obviously she likes to write (and talk and talk and talk, fast).
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