of importance.
By jameson • Apr 10th, 2007 • Category: BlogSignificant happenings in the past 24 hours:
The pigeons that have been trying to inhabit the lightwell between our apartment and the next have left us a present that ensures their return: an egg. Bastards had a baby and now we can’t rightfully kick them out because there’s a kid involved and when there’s a kid involved, well, the kid wins. We’ve decided to shoot the pigeon (mamma or not) with waterguns when we see her. This is okay because we’re never home and rarely look out that window when we are home, and the only waterguns we own are small and dribble more than shoot, so the thing is safe. As is her baby.
My girlfriend just (ten minutes ago) dropped the electric shaver into the toilet. This is notable for you sextipsfolks because an electric shaver was my addition to V’s fantastic two-part blog on hair upkeep. Electric shavers are my suggestion because they don’t promote razorburn and get close enough that you feel kept and trimmed but leave enough hair that you can see you’re still over eighteen.
Not that I think there’s anything wrong with age play, or with a smooth cooch being a part of age play. I, however, do prefer a smooth and yet visible tuft. Thus the electric shaver. When it is not swimming in the toilet.
Hm. What else? Nothing, for now. Another tip, you ask? When using your glass or metal toys with silicone lube, hold on tight. The silicone is so slippery and the glass and metal are so damn smooth that holding on is nearly impossible. Be careful, especially when the glass or metal is a butt toy.
And no, those weren’t the only significant happenings in my little world. They’re just the only ones you get to hear.
Yours with a portion of my heart,
jameson.
jameson >> a very wholesome looking pervert who is a sex cheerleader by day, super sex cheerleader by night. she majored in women's studies but hates assumed gender differences, loves porn, and was never taught how to think her words are worthless, so obviously she likes to write (and talk and talk and talk, fast).
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