you say tomato and I say “tha-lates”
By authori-ty • Feb 7th, 2007 • Category: BlogPthalates they are in some of your sex toys, your food, your eyeliner!! oh the horror or is it?
Pthalates are the stinky chemicals that softens plastics. There are a score of different Pthalates some more diabolical than others. What is the scare? Well some folks link the chem. to hormone irregularities, reproductive issues, and potential organ damage…yikes. The organ damage most of these studies reference are rats and the dose levels are astronomical. Am I saying I would sprinkle Pthalates in my oatmeal no, am I saying I am going to go green and use a composted dildo no. Maybe I am a wild man but if something has Pthalates in it and it comes down to getting laid or not getting laid um hello pthalates. I might use a a little harm-reduc, roll a condom on it etc. If you are going to use a toy with pthalates maybe smoke one less cigarette that day, skip the cocktail, wear your seatbelt, walk in the cross walk and use the toy. Luckily on our website all our Pthalate free toys are clearly marked so you can skip all the hub-bub and buy a different toy.
ps make this lady say pthalates. ha!
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mr. ‘thori-ty, what an excellent summary of how i may or may not get coochy cooties from my plasticized poker. and since i always cross in the cross walk and quit smoking a while ago, i’ stickin’ to silicone.