love and hate, sextoystyle.
By jameson • Oct 7th, 2006 • Category: BlogLove
Snippets of entertainment taken from the Sep/Oct issue of AVN Novelty Business:
My Guy Arm Pillow. For when you want to be held. Or, when you want to wake up screaming in the middle of the night because you forgot you bought the damn pillow but remembered that you went to sleep alone, and all of a sudden there’s a deadweight arm across you.
Hot girl wrestling T shirt. Yes yes yes.
Treasure Chest Shoes. Think drag queen/stripper heels with a slot in the platform for tips. Or phone numbers. Or business cards. So sexy and yet so practical!
Black Bar Glasses. First class protection from blackmail photos. “That’s not me! If you can’t see my eyes, you can prove nothing!” While cruising their website I also found vibrating salt and pepper shakers, for those of us who get horny and impatient at the dinner table.
Hate
Porn with titles like Inseminated by Three Black Men, Bangin’ White Ho’s, and Latina Fuckholas 3. I hate that “Interracial” is a porn category. I hate that enough people buy these videos to keep the category profitable.
Femaile friendly sex toys. For most manufacturers, making “female friendly” toys means nothing more than changing the packaging. You buy the same poorly made and ill-conceived product in a different box. From an article in AVN Novelty Business entitled Toys and Girls: “Topco’s recently redesigned catalog of Hustler products features animated, nubile female forms in various girl-friendly colors like pastel pinks, mint greens, and baby blues.”
No. No no no. I hate this. Female friendly my ass. Putting tons of sugar and glycerine into lube will never be female friendly. Just because it comes in a pretty box doesn’t mean I’m not going to get a yeast infection from it. Lying to me about what my toy is made of is not female friendly. Writing “Hygenically Superior Silicone!” on a jelly rubber toy is insulting. Making the jelly pink and sparkly and light-show-enhanced will not stop the bacterial infection that could result from using it un-condomed.
Vag infections are not female friendly! Treating women like children (”they’ll like the pretty colors!”) pisses me off, and yet…..and yet, like the horribly racist porn, this shit sells.
This is what I hate.
…hope my rant didn’t ruin your day.
(it almost did mine)
.jameson.
jameson >> a very wholesome looking pervert who is a sex cheerleader by day, super sex cheerleader by night. she majored in women's studies but hates assumed gender differences, loves porn, and was never taught how to think her words are worthless, so obviously she likes to write (and talk and talk and talk, fast).
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