while we’re on the topic of buttsex…
By jameson • Aug 8th, 2006 • Category: BlogIf it takes practice to be perfect, make that practice fun. Working your way up to taking big(er) things anally? Stick your finger up your butt in the shower! Yes, I totally stole this sex tip from Anal Pleasure and Health (the book previously reccomended), but it is a sex tip nonetheless. Soap soap soap, and up you go.
In addition to getting used to how it feels to have something up there (and starting your day with that “damn I’m sexy!” feeling), you can also get a preview of what your partner is going to feel while exploring your body with their fingers. You will be able to detect the two sets of sphincters (one voluntarily controlled, one involuntary), and know when you’re really relaxing compared to when you think you’re relaxing.
Vibes are also good on the butt. But! For the love of the Logo Babe, please don’t stick anything up your bum that doesn’t have a big ol’ flared base. If a tiny vibe gets pulled in and up and away, you will find yourself in the emergency room. And, all doctor fetishes aside, sex interrupted by an ambulance isn’t my idea of a good time.
Lastly, wanna know another way to get your butt in sex gear? Integrate your-anus exploration into your regular masturbation routine. Scootch the Hitachi down a bit, and let the vibrations do their thing. Put on some anal-filled porn! There’s an especially good scene in Voyeur 21, and a highly enthusiastic double anal in Catherine.
All this having been said, anal sex isn’t for everyone. If you try it with full effort and practice and patience and still don’t enjoy it, you’re just as normal (and human) as the chick or dude who wants something in the rear every time they have sex. It’s all about what floats your boat, not what keeps mine or hers or his above the water.
Daydreaming about sex on a boat now…..
…jameson.
jameson >> a very wholesome looking pervert who is a sex cheerleader by day, super sex cheerleader by night. she majored in women's studies but hates assumed gender differences, loves porn, and was never taught how to think her words are worthless, so obviously she likes to write (and talk and talk and talk, fast).
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