amazing aural
By jameson • Jul 10th, 2006 • Category: BlogI used to watch porns on mute when I knew someone was in the next room. For about nine months I lived in a house with seven (yes, seven) other people. I didn’t hide the fact that I watch a lot of porn, but the girl in the room next to me was always studying for her GRE’s and, well, I didn’t want to be a distraction. So I listened on mute.
Until I rememberd my headphones. Porn through headphones is almost better than porn through regular speakers. Everyone sounds so much closer; the moans and grunts and sighs and squishes are all right there, in your ear. Your ears (and other, more responsive body parts) catch every whimper and whisper. I love it.
Headphones also make an amazing couples sex toy. Sound odd? Try this game:
Pick your favorite adult video. I strongly suggest one without plot, as the dialogue and character development are completely unnecessary for the purpose of this game. If you don’t have a favorite, I’d go for any titles in John Leslie’s Fresh Meat, Voyeur, or Crack Her Jack series. Watch the video on your own before you share it with your lover. What you want to find are the best noise sequences. Often the beginnings of sex scenes are more quiet than the middle, and the finales tend to be the loudest. Find what you like, what sounds best (read: hottest) to you. Make a note (mental or otherwise…perhaps a post-it note conveniently tucked betweent the mattresses) of which scene you decided on.
Have your dvd player (or, in my case, laptop) ready with the dvd inside. When sex-time arrives, watch a few minutes of the video with your lover, mainly so they can see who’s in the scene and get thoroughly into the action. Then plug in the headphones, put them on your lover, and (with their consent, of course) blindfold them. If your partner isn’t down for the blindfold, turn the screen away so they can’t see the sex as it happens. You just want them to hear it.
Personally, I think the blindfold is a nice addition because it lets the listener more thoroughly focus on the noises of fucking. While your lover is blindfolded and headphoned, do what you will to them. Nothing says love like getting a blowjob while listening to someone get a blowjob. Your partner will feel your mouth and your hands while they’re listening to the spit and sighs of pornstarsex.
And of course, you can tweak this game to suit the needs and desires of you and your lover. Tie their hands together. Tie their legs apart. Keep your eyes on them and on the video they cannot see. Every once in a while, imitate the screen.
This is a great game for people who aren’t yet comfortable with dirty talk; it lets your lover get the aural fixation they might crave, while allowing you the space to practice your nasty speaking skills without the nervousness of them actually hearing you ’til you’re ready.
Most importantly: have fun, and have fun sex.
.jameson.
jameson >> a very wholesome looking pervert who is a sex cheerleader by day, super sex cheerleader by night. she majored in women's studies but hates assumed gender differences, loves porn, and was never taught how to think her words are worthless, so obviously she likes to write (and talk and talk and talk, fast).
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