Good Vibrations Magazine

Hello again wonderful readers! Molly and I are so happy to have you back with us for this month’s fabulous column! The holidays are fast approaching, and we have lots of fun-seekers out there looking for the perfect something for those most-deserving special someone’s.

Hi CeeCee & Molly. I desperately need your help! It seems that year after year I get my partner gifts she just doesn’t like. This year has been an amazing one for both of us and I want to show my girlfriend how much she means to me. I want to get her something she would never buy for herself, something that spoils her and makes her feel like the queen she is. I desperately need your help in finding something that will put a smile on her face time and time again.Thanks for being around for folks in need, I love you all and your stores are amazing.

Sincerely,
Santa’s Helper Needed

Dear SHN-
Holiday gift giving can be hard, even for seasoned gift-givers. We all want to present our special people with gifts that are sure to please all season long. Let Molly and I be your Santa’s Helper for some suggestions that are sure to put you at the top of Santa’s nice list. Nothing can beat the sensual beauty of the gorgeous titanium (yes TITANIUM!) Le Lynx. This is the big cat of premium vibes. This vibe is made from aerospace, medical grade titanium, which is twice as strong as aluminum and almost 50% lighter! This vibe comes with 3 different head attachments, each with a different texture and speed option. And once a head is screwed on, the vibe is waterproof. Le Lynx comes in a velvet-lined case that can lock too! Maybe the exciting new Helio would rock your Sweeties world! This is the latest and Molly and I think one of the greatest of our glass toy line. Who wouldn’t just LOVE the textured shaft and knobby end that is perfect for G-spot play! The other rounded end showcases a beautiful flower in the glass. This is truly a gift that will put a saucy sparkle in the eye of any lucky recipient. Speaking of sparkles! We just got in the too-hot-to-handle Meteor Plug. This newbie will sparkle and shine more than a Tiffany™ diamond ring! This heavy stainless steel plug is definitely a step above your average anal toy. Due to their weight, these toys are excellent for strengthening PC muscles or for prostate play. Each plug has a slight curve with an oval shaped “handle” making them anal safe, and easy to retrieve even with slippery fingers. Insert the bulbous head vaginally for G-spot stimulation and get ready to hang on for the ride! Good thing this cutie has a handle ain’t that right Molly! Wow! Are we getting steamed up or what!? Why not add the On-Ramp Off-Ramp Kit to your bedroom games? This kit combines our very popular Wedge with the angled Ramp, which are comfortable and supportive cradle shaped cushions that will allow for a wide range of positions with out stress or strain. Just lie back, relax, and soak up the love baby! And then, top off your sexy Santa gift giving with a Pamper Me Pretty Kit. With delicious edible massage products and an attractive purple vellum container with a feather boa handle you would really put the P in Pamper! Oh! And this just in! For something fun, add a Frosty Crop to your toy ensemble. An adorable snow person with red and green rhinestone buttons on a high quality leather crop is sure to steal the holiday show at any gift-giving event!

CeeCee and I definitely aren’t the first to say it, but yes, the time of gift giving is upon us. There’s a chill in the air and the trees are on their way to being barren. It’s time to break out those scarves and hats, and pull that special someone close to cuddle up with in front of the fire.

Dear Call Center Girls: My girlfriend and I have been dating for a year now and I really care about her. This gift-giving season I want to get her something that she will use but will also let her know how much I love her and how special she is to me. I am on a tight budget; we are both full-time students. Can you help me find something that she’ll love but won’t know I didn’t spend a fortune on?

Sincerely,
Starving Student Willing to Give

Dear Shrunken Stomach Big Heart-
This month CeeCee and I are going to take care of you! We stocked our warehouse full of some of the latest, hottest and most affordable gift ideas around. Whether your lady is into some bathtub-loving with our newest Twice as Nice waterproof toy, a smoothie fan who can appreciate some improvements to a classic design, or brand-new to porn viewing, we have it all-and it’s all within your pocket book reach!

If you and your sweetie are going to be doing some traveling this season, and if you’re afraid alone-time might be scarce with Uncle Ted on the couch and Aunt Sally on the top bunk, we’ve got the stocking stuffer for you! Join the Mile High Club with our Mile High Kit — it may be the only way to keep you and that special someone’s sanity! Whether you’re traveling alone or up for a challenge for two, this kit has got something for ya! In this OOOOH-so-complete kit you get: a waterproof Jungle Rocket, exclusive to Good Vibes, and a jelly rubber cock ring, with some strategically placed nubbies which can provide some additional sensation. You also get a Do Not Disturb sign which could come in handy while trying to dodge the family, as well as some lubrication, to keep the good times coming.

If you don’t want take a risk, a sure-fire way to bring a smile to that special someone is with our Flower Power Kit. Here in San Francisco the Flower children are in the house and are brightening up bedrooms across the country! In this kit you get an instant bestseller; the Laya Vibe. This discreet, ergonomically friendly powerhouse is designed to hug the clitoral area, providing some quality stimulation across the vulva region. This external use vibrator has been getting rave reviews, and now is in a kit! You also get our Flower Balm, an all-natural masturbation balm for women that sends tingling sensations anywhere it is placed, from the nipples to down south and everywhere in-between. We Call Center Girls know that no stocking stuffer is complete without batteries and Good Lubrications Liquid, which can also be found in this kit.

Speaking of great stocking stuffers we haven’t forgotten about our visual learners. CeeCee and I both know a movie can always make a great stocking stuffer. If some visual inspiration is on your list, a must see is Paul Thomas’s The Villa with the super hot Janine. In the latest offering from Paul Thomas, all tattooed-up and looking for some downtime, Janine, a writer, flees to the Villa for some R&R. Instead, she gets an eyeful, earful and a whole lot-more-ful from the residents of the Villa. This film is a must-see for couples new to porn, and fans of Janine, Paul Thomas or high-suspense quality productions.

Being a full-time student is hard work. So, what if we could have you and your girlfriend craving some homework? We’ve got a great new sex-education DVD to add to your collection — Toys for Better Sex. This film is your hands-on explicit guide to incorporating sex toys into your sensual play, with or without a partner. While watching this film, your hands maybe reaching for the nearest toy, so why not try our Jungle Smoothie at the same time?

Smoothie vibes are a must have classic for anyone’s toy collection. Our Jungle Smoothie, exclusive to Good Vibrations, takes the hard plastic traditional design of the Smoothie and adds a bullet vibe attached via a cord to the base of the toy. This bullet vibe can stimulate a partner anywhere vibration feels good or can reach the nipples and other place sensitive to vibration. This toy comes in a kit as well-Welcome to the Jungle Kit. In this kit, the Jungle Smoothie comes with some inspirational reading, Sadie Allison’s Tickle Your Fancy, which is a light and fun hands-on guide to pleasing oneself, some Good Lubrication Liquid samples and batteries.

Whoo, oh my, with all these gift ideas there may very well be a heat wave this winter. If things get real hot and heavy and you need to cool off, try taking our Aqua Rabbit into the shower. Listen up all you fans of the old Aqua Bunny, the new and improved Aqua Rabbit can go all the same places the Aqua Bunny went and than some. This waterproof toy is able to do outside as well as inside stimulation and has a bendable spine in the shaft, enabling this critter to curve and hit all the right spots. It also has two bullet vibes, one in the shaft and one at the base of the clitickler, ensuring happiness everywhere!

All this talk about shopping is making CeeCee’s and my personal shopping carts grow by the minute. If you take our advice, you are bound to feel the repercussions through the day and into the night….so, keeping on sending in your questions!